Jimmy Demaret was as famous for his wit as his golf talent.
He once quipped of Bob Hope:
"He has a wonderful short game...unfortunately it is off the tee"

And his remark to Johnny Carson on his golf swing:
"If I were you, I'd lay off for a couple of week...and then quit"

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