Grandfather had been playing golf for over 78 years.
Today had been no exception, he had played an early round before
attending his great, great grandson's wedding.
During the wedding reception, he was conversing with his great,
grandson, giving advice on having a happy marriage and a great life.
After a while, the young groom thinking of the night ahead said,
"Grandfather what's it like making love when you reach your age?"
He replied, "Well, its kinda like putting with a rope."