Kicked Ball

A foursome was putting on the green when suddenly a ball dropped
in their midst.
One of the party winked at the others and kicked the ball into the hole.

Seconds later a very fat player puffed on to the green quite out of breath and
red of face. He looked round distractedly and asked: "Seen my ball?"

"Yeah, it went in the hole," the joker answered with a straight face.

The fat one looked at him unbelievingly. Then he walked to the hole, looked in, reached down and picked up his ball. His astonishment was plain to see.

Then he turned, ran down the fairway and as he neared his partner the group
on the green heard him shout: "Hey, Sam, I got an eleven!"

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