Hole In One

Jimmy had been playing for twenty years but never had a hole-in-one.
As he was blasting away in a sandtrap one day and he voiced the thought.
"I'd give anything to get a hole-in-one."
"Anything?" came a voice from behind.
Jimmy turned to see a grinning, red-clad figure with horns and a tail.

"What did you have in mind?" Jimmy asked.
"Would you give up half your sex life?"asked the devilish figure.
"Yes, Yes I would." Jimmy replied.
"It's a deal then." and the figure faded from sight.

On the very next hole he did it!
The ball soared from his club in a perfect arc right into the hole for his
first ever hole-in-one.
And amazingly, he aced every other hole that he played the rest of the day!

At the end of the round, the figure in red appeared again.
"Now for our bargain," he said.
"You remember you must give up half your sex life."

Jimmy frowned. "That gives me a bit of a problem," he said.
"You're not backing out of this," cried the figure.
"We struck a bargain and you agreed to it."

"Yes, of course. But I do have a problem.
Which half of my sex life do you want ... the thinking or the dreaming?"

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