Golf & Other Sports
Unlike baseball, players donít readjust their testicles before each
Unlike boxing, players donít chomp on each others ears or punch
them in the groin. Unlike tennis, players donít grunt like Cro Magnon
men with each effort.
Unlike basketball, players donít elbow each other in the ribs for
better position. Unlike auto racing, spectators donít have to breathe
noxious fumes or be forced to listen to "The Achy Breaky Song" on
the loud speaker.
Unlike soccer, the fans donít trample each other to death if their
favorite team loses.
Unlike bowling, no one knows your shoe size.
Unlike polo, players donít need to be smug yuppie aristocratic inbred
dweebs. Unlike football, players donít tell the ref to do a physically
impossible act to himself. Unlike wrestling, spectators have all
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