A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date.
He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second
shot, when he
heard "Fore!" and a ball slammed into his back.
Soon, the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer
his apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right,
the man smiled.
"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed.
"I've been playing this game for forty years, and now I can finally
tell my friends
that I've hit my first holy one!"