An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens
a solitary golfer in sheer amazement.
The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough,
to get out of the rough onto the fairway, sliced the next shot into
He then took a putter to get it out and on to the fairway again.
Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing some
of weird game and they continued to observe the golfer.
The golfer then skulled a shot into a bunker by the green.
He then took several shots to get out of the bunker and finally
on to the green.
He putted several times until he finally got into the hole.
At this point, the other alien told his partner,
"Wow, now he's really in serious trouble!"