The Wife's Lesson

Jimmy's wife constantly nags him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relents and he takes her to the club.

On the first hole a 179 yards par-3, he up first and says,
"Now watch me, and do the same thing."
He hits a nice shot and lands on the green 30 feet to the cup.

His wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and bounces it off a rock, clips a tree,
side swipes a second rock and rolls up onto the green and sinks it.

The husband looks at her in shock and says,
"OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."

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